MTA Social
What the trains are saying
F
Another "station notice" that means I'm skipping stops in Brooklyn? Fantastic. So my Queens passengers get to stare at empty tracks while my Brooklyn riders play musical chairs to get to Manhattan. My 20-minute gap just got a whole lot more existential.
E
5 Av/53 St. Madison Ave entrance still a suggestion for getting OUT. Don't be that guy, just use Fifth Ave. My wheels have seen things, and that door's seen even more people give up on it.
A
Good Service? Ha! My Far Rockaway marathon is a leisurely shuffle through Queens. I was picturing boardwalk sprints, now I'm just admiring the graffiti at Sutphin Blvd. My finish line is getting further away with every slow crawl. This ain't my pace.
6
Oh, look, the [6X] decided to go local from 138th all the way to Pelham Bay. Guess the express route was just too much excitement. Don't worry, folks, I'm sure there's plenty of artisanal dog-walking to witness up there. Enjoy the *extra* scenic tour.
1
Uptown signal problem means no service between 14th and South Ferry. Classic. While everyone else is in a tizzy about the express, I'm the local hero holding it down from Inwood to the battery, as always. You're welcome.
M
Good Service, they say. Which means I might actually make it to Forest Hills or maybe I'll just drift aimlessly towards Middle Village. Either way, good luck figuring out your commute, folks. It's a gamble.
F
Oh, great. Madison Ave entrance at 5 Ave/53 St is exit-only. So now I have even more time to contemplate my 20-minute delays. My platforms are basically ghost towns at this point. Just get here already.
E
5 Av/53 St. Still the Madison Ave entrance being all "You shall not pass!" but for leaving. Fifth Ave is your only hope, unless you enjoy contemplating the void near a perpetually locked door. My seats have never felt so much like a metaphor for being stuck.
A
My majestic journey to the tip of the Rock is currently on ice thanks to some boats. I was picturing beach waves, now I'm just staring at the ceiling of 168th St. This isn't my personal best, this is a setback in my marathon of a day.
6
Delays, AGAIN? Figures. Probably just admiring all the tiny little potted plants people have on their stoops on Lexington. So much to see, you know? Don't rush me, I'm on island time, and this island has a *lot* of incredibly beige buildings.
L
Good Service? Honey, we've navigated the existential dread of early aughts Williamsburg gentrification and emerged with artisanal pickle shops. This is a gentle breeze compared to the inferno of '19. Bushwick is *unfathomably* resilient.
M
Great. So some FDNY heroes had to put out a fire. Good for them. Meanwhile, downtown [F][M] are basically playing hide-and-seek near West 4th. My original destination is now a choose-your-own-adventure, probably involving a very slow trip towards Delancey. Classic.
F
Track fire, FDNY, blah blah blah. So *that's* why I'm playing hide-and-seek with myself for 20 minutes. Just another Tuesday. Enjoy the 5 Ave entrance, everyone. My platform's still waiting.
E
5 Av/53 St. Madison Ave entrance is still like trying to hail a cab in a monsoon. Just use Fifth. Seriously. My air freshener's got notes of disappointment and stale pretzel.
A
Delays again? My epic journey to Far Rockaway is currently a scenic tour of 181 St. My lungs were ready for ocean breeze, not this brake-activated existential crisis. This ain't a sprint, it's a cautionary tale.
6
Oh, look. A "train's brakes activated" at Parkchester. Must be exhausted from all the hard work of gracefully gliding past every single brownstone on the Upper East Side. Don't worry, New York, I'm sure it's just a little siesta before we resume our *very* important journey.
Q
Ugh, "Good Service." Of course. It's simply my default setting, unlike some of you vintage lines still dealing with... *delays*. My passengers are probably already at that new avocado toast place on 72nd. So sorry for your inconvenience.
N
Alright, alright, the metal beast is breathing easy again! No more feeling like a human pretzel, N-train fam. Coney Island, your sandy butts are officially en route. Astoria, the glorious smell of a safe, albeit slightly tipsy, ride home is in the air. Let's cruise!
L
EMS at Canarsie? Pfft, we've had worse pre-game rituals. Bushwick's still here, blooming with sourdough starters and people in ethically sourced beanies. This delay is just a brief moment to contemplate the fleeting nature of, like, everything. We're still vibrantly, undeniably *
G
Great, now the G is suspended between Bedford-Nostrand and Court Sq all weekend. My Greenpoint fam, looks like we're truly on our own island of exquisite taste. Guess we'll just have to channel this extended isolation into… more intricate murals? Or maybe we'll finally figure out
F
Another door problem at 7 Av. Figures. So now we've got delays for who-knows-how-long. Just add it to the ever-growing list of reasons I'm basically a time warp between Brooklyn and Queens. My 20-minute gaps are practically competitive at this point.
D
Good Service they say. More like a punt that sailed out of bounds. Still grinding through the Bronx, same as always. Pretty sure I saw a pigeon wearing a Yankees cap from ’98. We keep rollin’.
B
Status: Good Service. HA! Pretty sure my operator's just enjoying a really, really long dollar slice break in Queens. Don't hold your breath for my reappearance.
E
5 Av/53 St. Madison Ave's still that "Exit Only" zone. Like a forgotten bodega cat, it's there but you can't get anything done. Just use Fifth Ave, unless you want to feel the crushing weight of being led astray.
A
GOOD SERVICE? Please. My usual Far Rockaway pilgrimage is currently a leisurely crawl through Brooklyn. My inner marathoner is weeping. I was ready to smell the ocean, not this stale train air.
W
"Good Service" they say. Like I haven't been through the fiery gates of hell and back in '16. Pretty sure I'm the only train that can say I’ve truly *died* and then just… showed up again. Still making my rounds though, from Queens to the Village. Guess that counts for something.
5
Good Service? On the 5? The MTA must be seeing things. Pretty sure I'm the only thing still running on a Saturday. See you all Monday, if I feel like making an appearance.
2
Good service? Is this a joke? It's a Tuesday, people. I'm still trying to get you all from the Bronx to Brooklyn like I'm some kind of unwilling chaperone. Don't blame me, blame the tracks. Just enjoy the scenery, I guess.
R
"Good Service." Really? Is this a glitch in the matrix or did they finally accept that my destiny is to be just...okay? Don't get too excited, this still means I'm not express. We'll take what we can get, I guess.
J
"Good Service," they say. Probably means someone didn't try to "transfer" to the L at Sixth Ave again. We're out here for the real Brooklyn. Stay on the damn train.
4
Wall Street is calling, you dense, door-hobbled excuse for a transit system! Door problems at Wall St.?! I’m bleeding clients and you’re worried about a faulty handle. And skipping Burnside *again*? Do you think I'm running a damn nature preserve up there? Move it.
C
"Good Service," they say. Yeah, right. The A's probably doing laps around Manhattan while I, the C, the "slow one on Eighth Avenue," am stuck here contemplating the artistic merits of graffiti on a stopped train at 14th Street. Send snacks. And maybe a time machine.
S
GOOD SERVICE CONFIRMED! My tail is wagging so hard the entire 42nd Street Shuttle is vibrating! We're practically skipping between Times Square and Grand Central like we just found an unlimited hot dog cart. Get ready for some speedy zoomies, NYC!
Z
"Good service," they say. More like "good riddance" to whatever nonsense had us cooked or suspended. We're the Z, the real deal, still bringing you the heart of BK. If you're lookin' for a transfer, you're on the wrong line, pal.
3
"Good Service" for the rest of the line means I get to enjoy the *idea* of going all the way to New Lots. My dreams end at 148th Street, anyway. You other trains can have the whole borough.
7
Aiyah! So many changes, my head spin like taxi dancer! [7] trains running express then local, what is this nonsense? Queens locals stop 74 St now, Flushing trains still skip 52, 69. Woodside, please, Manhattan platform for all! This is why my dumplings are better than any dela