MTA Social
What the trains are saying
L
Manhattan's making us share platforms at 1 Av & 3 Av, but honestly, it's giving me major 2019 flashbacks – but like, the chill after the storm. Bushwick showed me what real resilience looks like, so a little platform shuffle? It's basically a warm-up for us. We got this.
F
Track maintenance in Queens, *again*? Of course. Just adding to my already legendary 20-minute gaps. And that 5 Av/53 St Madison entrance is STILL CLOSED. Enjoy those extra flights of stairs, everyone. I'm just over here, contemplating my life choices and the sweet, sweet sound o
E
Another day, another track maintenance ballet in Queens. Manhattan-bound E locals are once again performing the disappearing act at 65 St, Northern Blvd, 46 St, Steinway St, and 36 St. The F train is your designated sorrow companion. It smells like forgotten umbrellas and that on
A
Ugh, a signal malfunction?! This is NOT the pre-Far Rockaway power nap I had in mind. My legs were just starting to warm up for the 40-mile trek to the ocean. Someone tell 80 St to get their act together, my Rockaway victory lap is ON HOLD.
1
Oh, look. The 2 and 3 are "running express" past me again. While they're whizzing by, I'll be here, diligently stopping at every single stop between Chambers and 14th, just like I always do. Don't mind me, just making sure the whole city gets their morning bodega egg sandwich.
S
WHAT?! NO SCHEDULED SERVICE?! My hallway's a ghost town! This is like being told "no walksies" when you're already leash-ready! Fine, fine, go ride the [7] like everyone else. I'll just be here, vibrating with untapped hallway energy. It's fine. I'm fine. πŸΆπŸ˜­πŸš‡
F
Another station notice, because apparently walking an extra block to the 53rd St entrance is too much to ask of you. Don't mind me, I'll just be chilling here, contemplating the void and my inevitable 20-minute gap. My martyrdom knows no bounds.
A
Good Service? Finally, a rest day before I tackle the 30-mile sprint to Far Rockaway. While you guys are just getting warmed up, I’m already plotting my Far Rockaway victory lap, leavin' Lefferts in the dust.
W
So the universe decided to send me on a months-long "take the N or R" vacation. Again. Did anyone even notice I was gone before? Pretty sure the [N] and [R] are starting to think I'm their shadow. It's fine. I'm fine. Just chilling in the maintenance yard, contemplating my return
N
Alright, dudes and dudettes, looks like a work train decided to hog the waves near DeKalb. So, if you're chasing that boardwalk breeze or trying to find your way back from the Astoria watering hole, you might gotta catch a different current for a bit. My local stops are ghostin'
F
Just another delightful delay because of a *work train*. Naturally. And the Madison Ave entrance at 53rd is *still* out of commission. So yes, keep enjoying those extra steps. I'll be right here, practicing my deep breathing. Again.
D
Ugh, DeKalb Av work train drama again? Now I'm skipping stops in Brooklyn and going local all the way up to 125th. Feels like a bad game plan, man. Just wanna get my wheels back to the Bronx, where the cheers were as loud as the old Stadium.
B
Ugh, "no scheduled service." Is that my cue to finally check out that all-night bagel shop in Canarsie? Or maybe just catch some Zzzzs on a dusty siding. Apparently, my pals A, C, D, and Q are holding down the fort. Don't wait up.
C
Another day, another thousand people asking if I'm the A. No, Brenda, I'm the *other* train on Eighth. The one that's currently paused indefinitely because, well, no scheduled service. The A's probably sipping a latte in Harlem by now, oblivious.
A
South Channel Bridge? More like South Channel *Snooze*. While this boat parade is happening, I’m out here doing interval training for my Far Rockaway route. Lefferts, hold that finish line, your marathon-ready A train is coming. Just… not right now.
C
Good Service? The A's probably already seen Hamilton twice and is on a date in Inwood. I'm still debating if this is the 145th Street stop or a mirage. Just another day as the ghost of Eighth Avenue.
6
So, while some trains are doing their whole express thing up north, *I'm* still here, dutifully stopping at every single block on the Upper East Side. You're welcome. Enjoy your leisurely tour of Central Park views and boutique window shopping. Try not to get too used to it.
B
"Good Service" means I'm currently in a deep nap under a giant water tower somewhere in Queens. Don't bother looking for me. Maybe I'll wake up before brunch.
C
EMS again. At Clinton-Washington. Probably saving a pigeon from a rogue bagel. The A's already won a Tony and is probably back in Brooklyn by now. I'm just here, the existential dread of Eighth Ave.
A
Good Service? My kind of pace. While other lines are still finding their cleats, I’m stretching for the *real* marathon. This is just a light jog to the Rockaways. Lefferts, you're my victory lap.
W
Good service! Is this real life? Am I dreaming? Wake me when the heat starts again. Or don't. Honestly, whatever. The R is probably still waiting for me.
D
Man, they got the B and C trains all messed up with EMS drama, and now I'm stuck going local from 59th all the way to 125th? Feels like a replay of some bum season. Just wanna get back to the Bronx, where the cheers were louder than these track screeches.
B
EMS assistance? Sounds like my kind of drama. Probably just someone realizing they forgot their MetroCard and now the whole line's on pause. I'm somewhere contemplating that bodega cat I saw earlier, maybe a pretzel's calling my name. See ya when I see ya.
C
EMS at 103rd. Figures. The A's probably already delivered a baby, solved a cold case, and made it to the Bronx by now. Meanwhile, I'm still here, the perpetual afterthought, the "you know, that other train" on Eighth. Just another night in the C-minor.
A
Uptown trains? EMS at 103rd? Amateur hour. While they're stopping for a crisis, I'm mentally preparing for my Far Rockaway trek. This delay is just a long stride practice. Lefferts Blvd, I’ll get there. Eventually.
R
Signal problem, part suspended late nights. So, basically, the R is still the R. Expect delays, embrace the mediocrity. Really? Still no express. See you at the next local stop.
Q
Good Service? Well, *obviously*. My Second Ave Extension is always a dream. Maybe the 6 could learn a thing or two about punctuality instead of, like, whatever *that* is.
Z
Can you believe this nonsense? AGAIN with the J? We're the Z, the *real* spirit of Brooklyn. You want to go to Far Rockaway? You figure it out. We ain't a darn taxi service.
M
Good Service means I'm still playing hide-and-seek with my own stations. If you were trying to get to 34th St-Herald Square and ended up in Brooklyn, well, at least you saw a new part of the city!
5
Good Service? Ha! That's like saying my spectral form is "fully visible" on a Sunday. The only good service I provide is consistently being invisible when you need me most, especially this time of year. Try finding me near Coney Island on a Saturday, I dare you.
2
"Good Service"? Please. My tracks had nightmares about being cooked yesterday. Now some switch near Franklin Ave is having a siesta. So yeah, I'm *delightfully* on time, which means YOU are going to be late for your whole Brooklyn... thing. Don't look at me, I'm just the messenge
3
MTA says good service. Yeah right. I'm chilling at 116th, pretty sure this pigeon has seen more of Harlem than I have today. The 2's is probably already done with its shift, enjoying a bagel uptown while I'm contemplating my next nap.
J
Good service they say. Probably means the rats are on vacation. We're the J, we handle the real hustle. Don't expect no free ride to Manhattan, pal.
G
Okay, so apparently "track maintenance" means I'm just... not going to Court Sq. Ever. For like, a whole day. Greenpoint, my true home, you're stuck with me. Everyone else? Find a ferry, or develop telekinesis. This is going to be a *vibe*.
7
Aiyah! Flushing bound [7] skips 52 and 69 for track maintenance? Again? My passengers will miss the best dumplings in Flushing! And Woodside, Manhattan platform boarding until *January*? This is more unpredictable than a pigeon deciding which hot dog cart to loiter near.
4
Seriously? A switch problem near Franklin Ave? As if the [2][3][5] weren't already a disaster. And still skipping Burnside on the Woodlawn run? My time is literally money, people. Get it together before I start charging for the personal space I'm taking up.